Loves me a sunny snuggle with my mum 
I have a little furry thing
that’s a terrible pain in the arse and when I take it out each day it never does what it’s asked. People seem to stare at me
and roll their eyes in shame
but what can I do each day
to make my thing behave?
I try and teach it all the tricks.
I keep it clean and tidy.
I cover it when it needs to be
I show it on a Friday
but as my little furry thing starts to age with time,
I hope I can teach it
to be my perfect guide
so if you have the time to spend on something small and Hairy get yourself a dog today
and call it hairy fairy
Eye bogies Eye bogies what do I see?
I’m covered in Eye bogies that’s really not me.
I’ll wipe them on Mum she’s still lying there.
I know she loves me so she really won’t care
under the covers I squeeze with my head.
I wipe the first bogey right onto her head
she said to me baby that’s such a nice love
come in closer and I’ll give you a hug
so I do what she says and give her a snuggle.
She goes back to sleep without any struggle.
I move in much closer to bury my head
and off comes the others
right onto her bed.
I went to training class today. As dad is saying I am starting to get to aggressive with other dogs. They just annoy me. And I need to let them all know that I am in charge. So I am very vocal and need to show them I have a great set of teeth. But I showed him. I did not react to any dog. I made him look a big fat liar